Writing before the week is over...so I can say that I did it.

School has started; the world is back to normal. Back at the Community College for my final semester. Ive decided that when I end my run here, im going to video tape myself staring contemplatively at a classroom by myself...then walk to the door...say goodbye to the empty room...and turn off the light, like every sitcom EVER MADE IN EVER. I'm gonna be Growing Pains in this bitch.

So I saw my first episode of Jersey SHore yesterday...I'm am 2% dumber for watching an hour of that program. I don't know what happened. I saw a couple of guys who look like they get bottle service at clubs, and smell like mozarella cheese and Axe Body spray, a few girls who look like the kind of women I'm usually attracted to (sluts), and a chick that looked like Janice from the Muppet band in a brunette wig, then I forgot how to do some math. I know this isn't the most relevant of posts, but I'd never seen the show before...I guess I now know why. (Note: I am by no means an authority on television. I do not have cable, and spend most of my viewing hours watching reruns of Burn Notice or Castle on Hulu, checking my facebook, and masturbating to Midget Asian Pornography, all within a 15 minute cycle[Another Note: I have amazing stamina...ladies?])

I kid...or do I? I don't know what to write this time around. I got glasses. I'm probably going to drink this weekend...which means I'll probably cry this weekend, cuz god knows when im not doing homework, Drinkin' booze, or getting laid, I am crying myself to sleep...(Note:...I hardly ever do homework, drink, or get laid.)

Self-Deprecation Aside...Life's going pretty well...I'm not happy, I'm NEVER happy, But I'm content. And that's good enough for me. You guys have a good day, I've got some CHinese Little People to go jerk to.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Paula Patton: WHY am I late to this party?