Halloween and the silliness begins

Ok, so, Halloween is gay. And not gay in the homosexual way, but gay in the way that lame 6th graders use behind their teachers backs. It's dumb. Here's why: It is a holiday for children, that has transformed into a holiday for adults, where men dress up as one of four things, A superhero, a horror movie villian, A woman (hardy har, because men dressed as women is fucking HILARIOUS), or a disgustingly blatent sexual innuendo. Amidst all of the dickheads who are dressed in "Orgasm donor" outfits or "Good in the Sack" costumes(or my favorite...the one that is just a giant dick. Thats right big floppy phallus just going door to door for candy), you have the newly invented rule that all women should just dress as slutty versions of anything(the glass ceiling has been eliminated folks; women can be whatever they want to be, as long as its a slutty version of that thing.) In a world where adults scream on the news about their daughters promiscuity(see 2 or 3 posts ago), costume companies have begun producing more revealing costumes that said adults' daughters can go and get hardcore porn style pounded by the high school quarterback, inside of a shitty bathroom at their best pal's "cool" dad's house. Like I'm saying. Gay. I'm not trying to sit on a high horse, but, i don't know, if you're gonna be a slutty version of something, at least be an orginal slutty rendition. Be a slutty version of Sebastian Bach. Shit a slutty version of Abraham Lincoln. Trust me, Your originality will be appreciated; then you'll be the chick who "Four Score and Seven Dicks ago" gave every dude at the party a pro-abolitionist, historically inaccurate chubby.


Everything I LOVE About America#4: Drunk Cops And Halloween
Oh, this one explains itself. Gotta love them B-more Cops!

http://www.wbaltv.com/video/21434707/

I mean, sometimes when you're a cop, you need to be drunk... And you need to have your weapon with you when you're drunk...and you need to go through this haunted house and threaten to shoot a kid. These are neccessities people.


Hell at least he's not this guy