Kinda Like A Negro...

I...can't keep this thing up

2011-01-25T12:25:00.000-08:00

Blogs. What are they, and what do they do? Nobody knows. Well, everybody knows, but just for the sake of my pontification, no one knows. I can't keep up a blog if I don't know what it is; thus, I can't effectively keep up this blog.

However, I will make a valiant attempt.

School is back in full gear, and I'm attempting to live my life as a typical community college student. That's right, I'm trying my damnedest to ignore my workload, disappoint my mother, and fall into the deep, inescapable pit of teen alcoholism, and by that, I mean, I'm doing what I normally do.

I turn 21 in 5 days. So, I die in 5 days. Now that Jesus has deemed it OK for me to drink, I'd like to meet the guy. (Haha We all know that if God exists, that is NOT where I'm going.) So, I haven't figured my plans out; does anyone want to go to Medieval Times, see some knights slice each other to bits? (I'm not sure if that sounds interesting, but if anyone wants to watch dudes swordf*ck, let me know)

My name's Tim, and I'm bad at blogging.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Bane in Dark Knight Rises

...Misogyny is defined as the hatred of women.

2011-01-06T23:57:00.000-08:00

Women stand up comedians are not funny, by which I mean to say, I don't find women stand up comedians funny, by which I mean to say that MOST, female stand up comedians aren't funny.

Follow me on this journey, I'm about to take you places.

It's not that women aren't funny, it's far from that, Tina Fey, Molly Shannon, and Maya Rudolph are just a few of the names that ring when I talk about funny women. This isn't a matter of the abilities of one sex versus the other, this is more of a gender tendencies issue. Women comedians aren't funny, not because of their sex, but because of the jokes that it is deemed acceptable for their sex to tell.

Think of the great stand up comedians. Most of them (if not all of them) are men. Most of them are also almost always self-depricating.Sure they may fit in some offensive racial dig, or some off collar comment about politics, but almost always these "humor gods", if you will, tell jokes about their lives and (more importantly) their flaws.

Comedy is for the release of tension, and as a comedian, one's prime directive is to lighten the mood through the usage of an inately human experience, usually, the admittance of flaws.

Now the female comedy experience is almost always the opposite. It is deemed more acceptable for a woman to talk about the negativity of others i.e. the incompetence of one's mate, usually a male; or of the acceptance of a negative social view, such as the outlandish behavior of a slut (tart, skank, trollop, what have you).

Sadly, stuff like this is a product of the social environment. Woman are constantly berated, people are always telling women their not good enough, not attractive enough, not skinny enough, etc; of course, one would think it'd be beneficial to turn the tables and to mock men for their shortcomings. Too bad alot of audiences are men, who don't really consider themselves part of a pedestrian majority of "women belittlers."

Now, it would seem like I'm a sexist. I'm not (mostly). There are alot of bad comedians out there. I'm one of them, and the reason a lot of bad female comedians get a lot of publicity, is the same reason Gallagher and Carrot Top have recurring shows in Vegas and Reno, 5 years running: lack of alternatives. There are few stand ups who aren't hacks, and even fewer female of the species. It's the shitty luck of the draw that this "Comedy Glass Ceiling" affects ladies behind the mic everywhere. (God, that was a shitty fucking sentence)

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Maria Bamford and Morgan Murphy, good female stand ups

Addendum: I just had a conversation with Joe Welkie, which led me to this point. A lot of funny female actresses wouldn't be good at stand up, because they'd have to sink or swim on their own, and stand up comes with a lot of rejection. Men are taught to seek approval, we need it, to be validated by peers, by enemies, and especially by women. Women can brush this off, "guy didn't laugh at that joke, he's obviously got a thing against women" or they can up and "Well, I tried, no need to try that again." Bombing takes something out of you, but guys are taught that failure isn't an option, and may have the gumption to keep trying (not that women don't, but you see where I'm going) SO here's my last hoorah, DON'T LAUGH AT A FEMALE COMEDIAN JUST BECAUSE SHE'S HOT! Laugh at her because she's funny.

Whats On My Mind

2010-12-11T16:47:00.000-08:00

I am on the internet. At my house. I am not stealing this internet, which means that I've actually gotten an internet connection in my home. I also have cable, the Santa Clause 2 is on to prove it. I am siked! I also don't have anything that to write about, except for my excite for the new Batman movie, and how the script was taken in today. I would've been cool if they would've introduced Robin into the real world fold, but people don't like RObin, apparently, so we're getting a kind of lame villian like Dr. Hugo Strange. Ooh, fun, the psychiatrist who wants to be Batman. That SOOOOO much cooler than the guy who can freeze your fucking face with an ice gun. I love the Nolan movies, but COME ON, why is everyone trying to ride the "realism" game. The real world sucks, nobody wants to watch someone's life on TV, that's why reality TV blows. I know that's a rant, but come on!

So I get to compete in a competition with about 300 other kids in this region, all competing for 1 theatre scholarship. I'm pretty sure I won't win. That's ok, though, ACTF is for the experience and networking....and boozing with other theatre kids.

I saw the Sketchup show. It was nice seeing old faces (and some new ones). The thing that I really dig, is that catching up is never too hard with these kids. So w did the whole party and catch up thing, and then I slept over at Joe "The Big Show" Welkie's, and I swear to god some girl came over and he hooked up with her while I was sleeping. I woke up at 5 am, in a drunken stupor, and SAW IT! I SAW IT WITH MY BLACKED OUT EYES!

Who wants to come and see Tron 2.0 and True Grit with me? I'm tryna get my Jeff Bridges on. I need a break from my Secret Santa group,though. I love them, but their CONSTANT facebook messages have taken over my life. When Im not on, I get texts to my phone, when I turn off my phone, a carrier pidgeon flies over my head, and drops the messages too me. It's like they're stalking me, and its RUINING MY LIFE.

Favorite SHit of The Whatever: TRON LEGACY!!!! IT LOOKS NUTS.

Game Time...life is surprisingly, not bad

2010-11-22T08:05:00.000-08:00

I sit in the Newsroom of the AACC Campus Current, writing this long overdue update, next to my girlfriend. Yeah, A LOT happened while I was away. Lets start with the most important one.

I write for the newspaper(jk, Im going to talk about my girl). SHe's sweet. Im not going to go on and on or be mushy, cuz, come on, I'm not sentimental. We all know me to be an increasingly bitter mass of resentment and hate, with a handsome face and abs. Brianna,(my girlfriend), didn't find that sentence as funny as I did.

I did another play; I'm almost finished a play, which I'm going to submit to a theatre company to be put on, and I got another ACTF nomination,(OBVIOUSLY, I mean, I'm pretty much awesome. I should just start expecting them, and be surprised when I DON'T get a nomination. Not that THAT will ever happen.) I can't tell if Brianna finds my braggadocio sexy or irritating. I mean, I find it sexy. I guess that's all that matters.

On to more recent matters. JOE WELKIE IS 21!!!! I haven't seen that motherfucker in awhile, so I'll have to buy him a good gift. (Like a box full of shit or something...right guys? Haha, that's funny, right?)Oh, I didn't mention that I'm also losing my mind.

I'll be posting more. At least, I'll try. I always "promise" and then break said promise. SO I'LL TRY.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Facebook spiking. I've got your fucking number,
SEAN DEERE

Writing before the week is over...so I can say that I did it.

2010-09-03T11:17:00.000-07:00

School has started; the world is back to normal. Back at the Community College for my final semester. Ive decided that when I end my run here, im going to video tape myself staring contemplatively at a classroom by myself...then walk to the door...say goodbye to the empty room...and turn off the light, like every sitcom EVER MADE IN EVER. I'm gonna be Growing Pains in this bitch.

So I saw my first episode of Jersey SHore yesterday...I'm am 2% dumber for watching an hour of that program. I don't know what happened. I saw a couple of guys who look like they get bottle service at clubs, and smell like mozarella cheese and Axe Body spray, a few girls who look like the kind of women I'm usually attracted to (sluts), and a chick that looked like Janice from the Muppet band in a brunette wig, then I forgot how to do some math. I know this isn't the most relevant of posts, but I'd never seen the show before...I guess I now know why. (Note: I am by no means an authority on television. I do not have cable, and spend most of my viewing hours watching reruns of Burn Notice or Castle on Hulu, checking my facebook, and masturbating to Midget Asian Pornography, all within a 15 minute cycle[Another Note: I have amazing stamina...ladies?])

I kid...or do I? I don't know what to write this time around. I got glasses. I'm probably going to drink this weekend...which means I'll probably cry this weekend, cuz god knows when im not doing homework, Drinkin' booze, or getting laid, I am crying myself to sleep...(Note:...I hardly ever do homework, drink, or get laid.)

Self-Deprecation Aside...Life's going pretty well...I'm not happy, I'm NEVER happy, But I'm content. And that's good enough for me. You guys have a good day, I've got some CHinese Little People to go jerk to.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Paula Patton: WHY am I late to this party?

Complete The Danged Fence(Not Really)

2010-08-26T10:06:00.000-07:00

I don't talk about serious issues. EVER. I don't care for them. I just think that certain things are funny. Like the CompletetheDangedFence.com website. We're not going to make a fence around America; that's stupid. People can climb fences. I don't think the problem is that immigrants are just walking into the country; I'm pretty sure that they have tunnels, and a couple of more creative ways to get into the States. Immigrants aren't the neighbors dog, a fence isnt going to keep anyone out. Shit, if I were San Salvadorian, I'd shoot myself out of a cannon over the wall just to get here. America is dope. I don't know. I just think we're dumb, and think that everyone else is dumb. America is that cute girl in math class, who you ask questions during class, just so you can turn around and look at her cleavage. And what sweet cleavage the U.S. of A has. Steak Houses, reality TV, and Drag Racing. Such...sweet boobs.

I had a good time at Chucklestorm. I think the comics were great, and I did pretty well, too. And Ottobar has a pretty sweet stage. Like legitimately, a great room with awesome accoustics. Im in a good mood, but I'm hungry. So Bye

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Having a girl deep throat my two fingers at the Ottobar. They literally disappeared.

School Starts (Standup+Friendship+Failure=Tim German)

2010-08-23T11:36:00.000-07:00

So first day of school starts, and all I can think of is telling jokes. How good I am at it, or how bad I perceive myself, I've been doing alot of standup lately. Here's the deal: I know I've been in everybodys face lately with it, and I'm not trying to be a douche, but I significantly enjoy this. I want to tell jokes. I want to make people laugh. I seriously think I can do it too. Maybe not big successful Comedy Central Specials, but if I work hard enough to write and work on material, I think Ive got the right stuff.

One thing that keeps my dream within reach are my two boys, Atif and Joe. These guys are better than me...SIGNIFICANTLY. They're great writers, great performers, and they don't need a persona, when they're on stage, they're Atif and Joe. They've been cool enough to fucking write and write and write with me, and all we do is write, but when it comes to the grind, that's what stand-up is; lots of fucking writing, with memorization and set work in between.

So we go to NY to do stand-up, I don't want to name drop but (IT WAS AT THE GOTHAM).Joe KILLS it, like literally murders the crowd, with a comedy gun....then with a real gun. Atif kills,and they weren't gonna let them on, but then the Gotham stopped being an asshole, let him on, and then He knocks it out of the park. Then they offer him more time, and he basically tells them to eat shit. I did ok. 5 out of 10 on the Tim German scale of self-deprecation. It was a good trip that ended with us being yelled at by a club owner for "FUCKING PEEING IN HIS ALLEY"

I have a show in 2 days...and im GOING to do well. Im convincing myself of that, as a sort of "say it, believe it, do it" sort of motivational bullshit hypnotism. Come see me if you'd like, Its at the Ottobar. I'd like it if you went, and you might even enjoy yourself.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: "We should 3D him on a parking meter..." -Atif Myers and "Look at how big of bitches we became when that bouncer showed up" -Joe Welkie

Nice Guy is Dead (New York, a bit of stand up, and a stripclub)

2010-06-24T08:55:00.000-07:00

SO i went to New York, with two other people this week. That went ok, got some comics from midtown, bought some scripts, saw the Addams Family musical. That's not the important part of this story though. What happens when I get back is the real fun. So I got to do an open mic, which was baller, over at NADDS...I mean Singer's...and I did pretty well. I got to work my new stuff, which is all pretty good, it doesn't really need that much tweaking.

But the real exciting part of my return from New York is that I finally did it...I went to a strip club. And it was kinda boring, a bit uneventful, and not the nightmare that I had imagined it would be. But I needed to do something fun after...well after some stuff so I went, and I didn't die like I've always feared I would.

I think my new motto for this summer is , "Go out of your comfort zone," cuz being the naive, nice guy hasn't gotten me very far, and I really only like a few of my friends right now. So I'm gonna go be a social explorer and try to maybe loosen up and wisen down. So I'm going to just do everything I've never done...except butt stuff...never butt stuff.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Joe Welkie: I have discovered that I hate...myself *Tim German Laughing*

Guess who JUST remembered he had a blog!

2010-01-28T08:01:00.000-08:00

Ok so...KLANsmen (what im calling anyone who reads my blog...get it Kinda Like A Negro)I'm sorry. I've been negligent. I have ignored you and this blog. So to the two to four people who follow this...I'm sorry. It's just...I have things to do. Like...eat...and breathe...and unsuccessfully attempt to bed attractive women. So many things have taken my focus away, that KLAN has fallen in my list of priorities to somewhere between getting my eye prescription checked and searching through broadway.com for cute pics of Karen Olivo.

I promise i'll be more vigilant. So guess who's working on a play again. THIS GUY. It's a comedy. I have 23 pages written already...and by the time you read this ill probably have written somewhere around 30-35. Yeah, I'm speeding through this bitch. I'm going to try to put it on somewhere in May, or at least workshop it. You know, see how audiences react. I'll probably put a sample of the script on here in a week or so...so you guys can get a feel for it :D.

have a nice day guys

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Being a PLaywright.

Joe Welke: Yo ask her if shes got a friend who needs a date. I'm all about Sadie Hawkins

Happy Thanksgiving (I'm still not grateful fo' nofin)

2009-11-26T11:41:00.000-08:00

SO today is thanksgiving. Whoopee. We screwed Indians out of their land, wore belt buckles on our shoes and hats. That's old news. What is new news is my new holiday. You're-WelcomeGiving. YWG Day is about reminding people around the world what you've done for them, and how they should treat you better because you've saved them. So

1. Indians: Sorry for the whole "land theft" thing, that was white people's bad. But you're welcome for Casinos

2. France: Yeah...WW2. Enough said "dicks"

3. Gossip Magazines: You're Welcome that Americans are obsessed with celebrities, because this is the only country that you could possibly make a living on that, you bottom feeders...

4. You guys: Im actually posting on a holiday when i could be with my lame ass family. You're welcome

Everything I Love About America#5: The Secret Service

They better be on Real Housewives of DC, or this shit wasn't worth it. It would be so hilarious, if it wasnt shityourpants-style scary. Well it's still hilarious.

Halloween and the silliness begins

2009-10-27T09:04:00.000-07:00

Ok, so, Halloween is gay. And not gay in the homosexual way, but gay in the way that lame 6th graders use behind their teachers backs. It's dumb. Here's why: It is a holiday for children, that has transformed into a holiday for adults, where men dress up as one of four things, A superhero, a horror movie villian, A woman (hardy har, because men dressed as women is fucking HILARIOUS), or a disgustingly blatent sexual innuendo. Amidst all of the dickheads who are dressed in "Orgasm donor" outfits or "Good in the Sack" costumes(or my favorite...the one that is just a giant dick. Thats right big floppy phallus just going door to door for candy), you have the newly invented rule that all women should just dress as slutty versions of anything(the glass ceiling has been eliminated folks; women can be whatever they want to be, as long as its a slutty version of that thing.) In a world where adults scream on the news about their daughters promiscuity(see 2 or 3 posts ago), costume companies have begun producing more revealing costumes that said adults' daughters can go and get hardcore porn style pounded by the high school quarterback, inside of a shitty bathroom at their best pal's "cool" dad's house. Like I'm saying. Gay. I'm not trying to sit on a high horse, but, i don't know, if you're gonna be a slutty version of something, at least be an orginal slutty rendition. Be a slutty version of Sebastian Bach. Shit a slutty version of Abraham Lincoln. Trust me, Your originality will be appreciated; then you'll be the chick who "Four Score and Seven Dicks ago" gave every dude at the party a pro-abolitionist, historically inaccurate chubby.

Everything I LOVE About America#4: Drunk Cops And Halloween
Oh, this one explains itself. Gotta love them B-more Cops!

http://www.wbaltv.com/video/21434707/

I mean, sometimes when you're a cop, you need to be drunk... And you need to have your weapon with you when you're drunk...and you need to go through this haunted house and threaten to shoot a kid. These are neccessities people.

Hell at least he's not this guy

Once again...I'm Posting.

2009-10-26T07:25:00.000-07:00

OK, so quick recap on my life, Jekyll and Hyde starts Friday...if you want to come to the show (which i would really love for you to do) I think you can buy tickets from here

http://www.aacc.edu/newsonline/2009/10/release1069.cfm

If not...fuck you :D

Ok so here's what youre probably here for

Everything I Love About America #3: Opposition to Gay Marriage

My issue: EVeryone deserves equal rights under the law.I hate that in this great nation it is actually ACCEPTABLE to persecute a group of people based on who (or who not) they choose to fuck. Proposition 8 and all bills/laws/peices of paper with bullshit on them that say that two men or two women cannot marry each other are all just as discriminatory as Pace v. Alabama. Yeah, remember that law? The one that said that white people couldnt marry black people? Yeah, in my mind (and in reality) these two laws are practically synonomous (with black and white being taken away, and gays being pasted right in that mother fucker.) I don't care what the "TRADITIONAL" definition of marriage is; Marriage used to be used to buy land from your friends, marriage also used to be a way to force your daughter into practical slavery; marriage in itself is an archaic institution, so obviously, the traditional form of an archaic term should be considered Cromagnon.

...Apparently not, if you're an idiot. Yes, I'm calling people who oppose gay marriage idiots. I know that's not the most delicate way of handling a situation in which i disagree with a person's views, but that's how i'm going to deal with it. You know what? Im going to go out on a limb. If you oppose gay marriage, you're a homo. You homo, You big fucking queer,You're a flaming queen. The pillow biting ass ravager of ignorance. Just because you can't be happy in your own 2 car, white picket fence, one dog, one cat, 2.58 kid having measley existence, doesn't mean that you have the right to impede on other people's happiness.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: The terms "Night Rider" and "GhostBuster

To Keep Going with this Whole Blog Thing.

2009-10-23T06:07:00.000-07:00

So nothing really new is going on...but i have a new video for "Everything I Love About America."

Everything I Love About America#2:

Anne Coulter. Yo I hate this bitch. And Here's the thing, i don't really hate anybody, or call women bitches. But I HATE this bitch. I also hate the Fox Network. I think they should do a serious overhaul of their agenda, I mean, the news as a whole should (Especially because the U.S. has become a country where "legitimate news" is coverage of Michael Jackson's mother fucking funeral)but Fox is a good way to cite malicious and overly bias "news."

Enjoy:

Not how Ann Coulter doesn't deny she's a facist. That makes me happy. So So warm and happy. ...I do love Joy Behar though.

One More Goody:

And it's not because of the fact she's right wing...i have no problem with that. I live my life teetering on the Socially Liberal, Fiscally Conservative Line. BUT, i will not tolerate hate speech. Shit is absurd. Like seriously? As Americans we are subjected to so many lies daily, and we're so gullible, do we really need someone telling us that we should hate each other because of party affliations? People in this country get killed because of race! HELL people in this nation get killed because they like the Jets and not the Giants. We don't need people fucking with our heads anymore. I disapprove Ann Coulter, Thumbs down Cunt.

One a Happier note.

Chris Brown Beats women. BUT DAMN CAN THAT BOY SING

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Jekyll and Hyde, Also..How Weezy will transform a good girl into a freak. I wish that was one of my abilities

Ok...so i understand i've been neglectful.

2009-10-22T06:45:00.001-07:00

I started this blog hoping that i'd be able to keep up with it, and create posts in a timely matter. Since I screwed that pooch, good ole Uncle Tim (get it...its like uncle Tom...but with my name) is going to start over. SO recap of the past months following the awesome PLMC win and the Nightmare House Party... I don't go to UMD, anymore, at least for this semester. I'm chillin' at home doing this whole Community College thing (which is *sigh* not as bad as I thought it was going to be). But I should be back to Maryland in a half a year of by the beginning of next year. So don't lose hope faithful readers. And by faithful readers, I just mean Joe and Atif, because they are the only ones who read this. As far as acting goes, Im in a show at the good ole CC. We're doing a version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, adapted by a guy named Jeffrey Hatcher. Guess who gets to be Jekyll? Yeah, thats right, Timotheus does. The shows opening night is October 30th, and goes through the weekend and the next weekend. If you come in costume on the 31st(which is Halloween) you get an awesome by one get one free ticket deal. Come and see it, please. like PLEASE

So I think I'm gonna start a series on here so that i have to keep up with my posts. I'm gonna call it, "Reasons Why I Love America" which is an ironic title, because its actually a series of videos or pictures of things that make me angry with American Culture. So I hope you enjoy.

Reasons Why I Love America#1

Teen Pregnancies and the inability for adults to take responsibilty for the mistakes their children make.

Teach your kid to use a condom and maybe you won't have a Grandchild when you're 35

PLMC WINS...and Kid from Kid & Play is a dick

2009-07-28T18:04:00.000-07:00

OK so this should be a good one. This past weekend rates a 10 out of possible 11 weekend points, because so much happened.

So if you don't know, this summer 90% of my time was spent performing in a show in The Capital Fringe Theatre Festival called Please Listen: A Musical Chaos written by Aaron Bliden and Mark Halpern (two guys who kick alot of ass acting and music wise). PLMC had its last two shows this past weekend, so since the distance between DC and Pasadena, MD is quite a ways, I asked if I could stay at Mark and Aaron's and the gents (And their awesome roommates) kindly obliged to deal with me for 3 days. Well the show went awesome, if you didn't get a chance to see it, that's understandable, We sold out all 5 of our shows over the past 3 weeks, sold a bunch of merchandise and had a shitload of fun doing it (Props to my fellow cast members). But the REAL highlight of the whole thing was that we were nominated for Best Musical of the Fringe...AND THEN WE FUCKING WON IT. Thats right, Please Listen: A Musical Chaos is the Best Musical of the Capital Fringe Festival 2009. After winning we proceeded to go hard, ball, and celebrate all the hard work and shit talking that we had done over the 6 week creation process.

Im so proud of all of us, and I'm amazed that I'm only like 19 and I actually had the oppurtunity to do something as awesome as this.

On a stranger note...last night I had a weird ass dream, and i want you all to know about it. I dreamed (or is it Dreamt) that I had joined the military (Thats one of my biggest fears btw...yeah its a weird one) and that my drill sergeant...was Kid, from Kid & Play...yeah the guy with the worlds biggest high top fade, and that he was attempting to ruin my life, because I was the most fun loving cadet of them all. Its just weird, I don't know how my brain came up with this dream...I don't want to know. My best guess is that Im having some kind of internal struggle and that Kid represents my fear of conformity. Either that or all the drinking I've been doing is fucking me up for permanents.

This next should be a good one. I get to see the wonderful Ali, and celebrate her birthday with her, which will probably end with either her or I lying face down in a mother fucking ditch. But im still excited, for real.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Best Musical Winners and The Fear of Christopher "Kid" Reid

A bit of Bmore...and Return Of the Zune

2009-07-23T08:32:00.000-07:00

Alright, so yesterday was a good day for me and a nice confidence booster. The skinny: I went to go do standup with Atif and Joe. Joe Picked me up around 3:00 and we spent the rest of that kind of weird afternoon period of the day at his house. Atif came over around 4:30 and him and Joe began bickering like a married couple like they always do (Seriously, you should hear these fucking two, its like listening to my grandparents fucking fight). But after they got done bitching at each other we rolled over to Cici's pizza and got down on some food while contemplating the legitimacy of our idea for a musical, "Porno Church", and it is going to be made (I don't think any idea has been this good since the pitch meeting for the Ghostbusters movie...oh shit, maybe we should make a Ghostbusters musical).
Alright, so after the food and a little bit more arguing from Joe and Atif, we rolled over to Sidebar in Baltimore for their Open Mic Night hosted by a guy by the name of Justin Jones (this was like my first time meeting him, but he was a pretty cool guy) who's part of a trio or quartet of funny comedians called the Screwball Outlaws, check 'em out if you have some time. But the kicker of this specific Open Mic Night is *drumroll* I DID WELL. I actually didn't blow, the past couple of times ive done standup I've kinda bombed or had a dead room, but this was one of those nights that boosts you're confidence. People thought my jokes were funny, and more importantly, Joe and Atif thought my jokes were funny, which makes me feel like their fucking little brother because i look up to both those guys. Finally I got home and Atif gives me the Zune I left in his car like 3 months ago, and it just let the night end on an up note.
I don't know when ill get a chance to do some more standup, so this one is going to help keep my confidence up while im writing new jokes and fixing up old ones.

Keep posted on the blog, I'm gonna start putting clips of shit I enjoy on here.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Phineas and Ferb, watch the show and you'll see what i mean

PS. Ali needs to come home ASAP.

Start It off.

2009-07-21T20:16:00.000-07:00

Alright, uhmmm...lets start this off. If you're reading this, you've come across the blog of Tim German, yeah it's not gonna get alot more interesting than this. So since this is my first little blog-guy...lemme tell you about myself. I'm a writer, comedian, actor, and overall jackass of the highest order. Im gonna try to keep this up with my day to day stuff...or at least week to week. so I hope you enjoy.

Since I guess everyone has a sort of signature thing on there blogs, im doing my Favorite thing of the day, or week, or whatever...and i have the perfect name for it.

Favorite Shit of the Whatever: Blogs